Re: Dear Musharraf
Dear Pakora,
My name is Musharraf, I am your president, your COAS and working on constitution to become CEJ (Chief Executive Judge, someone who can execute Chief Justice at will).
My answers to your comments and concerns are below:
You have to understand, we cannot spend money and forces without approval. In caes you misunderstood me, I am not talking about parrots, oops I mean our parliamentarians rather someone who is paying for our services.
We are awaiting reimbursement of huge bills that we sent out (please don't ask me who, otherwise I'll have to answer another phone call after midnight, I don't know why they call me so late).
I don't know what you are saying, our close friends (some live in Gujrat) tell me if I take action against these people the whole nation will kick me out of country or kill me.
I can't clean them all at once, I have a plan. I have spent days and weeks on this plan, if I kill them all suddenly then "someone" will not need me anymore, who do you think will support me?
Awesome...reply.