Dear Mom

*Dear Mom,

I know I haven’t written for three months, but I have been very busy and I’ve been having a very exciting time. Actually, I’m just back from the hospital, where I had spent a fortnight about two months ago. It was nothing, really - just a concussion on the back of my head, a broken leg
and a ! hairline fracture, that I got while jumping out of the second floor of my hostel when it caught fire. In fact, I can now stand all by myself without crutches, and can almost see everything perfectly, except for a slight blur.

But don’t worry. The doctor says there is a good chance of me walking on my own again. Actually,it could have been worse, if not for that nice chai-walla who saw me lying there in a dead faint and rushed me to hospital. He was very helpful, really, and came to see me everyday in the hospital.

Now that I am out of hospital, I had nowhere to go, as the hostel is still under construction. So when he suggested that I move in with him in his hut, I thought it was very kind of him, and agreed. We are very much in love now, and I am sure that you and Dad will surely like him and accept him in the family. I am sure the minor matter that he is fourteen years older than me and that he is of a different
caste and religion, will not matter at all to broadminded parents ! like you.
He may be illiterate and poor, but he has a heart of gold - really, Mom,
you should see how he cares for both of us - me and his wife, that is. She is quite sweet too,
and so are her three children; so there is absolutely no problem. You must be wondering how you and Dad got informed so late. Don’t get angry, Mom. We just didn’t have the time. You see, we decided to get married only recently , since we thought it would be unfair to let our baby into the world without
a proper surname. Yes, Mom, you are going to be a grandmother!

Congratulations! I am sure you and Dad are delighted, and will come to visit us in his village in Mizoram after we shift there next week.

OK Mom. All this did not really happen. There was no fire, no fracture, no bigamous chai-walla and no illegitimate pregnancy. But I did flunk in my Mathematics exam, and I wanted you to view this
problem in the right perspective.

Your Darling Daughter*

lol… :rotfl:

had this been a son… would have simply wrote…

hi mom, i flunked in maths… bye

:rotato:

P.S. your signature is :silly: :slight_smile:

:)

:hehe:

:D

:D

Hehehehe

What a smart girl..I'll remember that!

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Re: Dear Mom

funny
Your Darling Daughter*
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L:hehe:L

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ooops

:)

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*Originally posted by SalmanNY: *

soliketheotherdayiwenttothearabicrestaur antanditoldthecutewaitresscanigetsomepi neappleflavouredsheeshaandshegoesnow eonlyhaveorangeandappleandigobutitsays inthemenupineapplebutshegoesappleisal mostthesametoosoitriedapplesheeshabutit wasntthesamething:(

There are 2 MISTAKEs one before "THE SAME THING" ther is an 'O' omitted in 'NOT'. and falavoured is spelled incorrectly but may be british english it is...... and yea you can tell i aint got nothing better to do these days.. and BTW what does SHEESHA means ?..............

So like the other day I went to the Arabic restaurant and I told the cute waitress can I get some pineapple flavored sheesha and she goes no we only have orange and apple and I go but it says in the menu pineapple but she goes apple is almost the same too so I tried apple sheesha but it was not the same thing:(

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*Originally posted by lastknightess: *
:D

Hehehehe

I'll remember that!
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yea so will i..you just never know when u have to present an excuse lol :D

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*Originally posted by SalmanNY: *

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*Originally posted by SalmanNY: *

soliketheotherdayiwenttothearabicrestaur antanditoldthecutewaitresscanigetsomepi neappleflavouredsheeshaandshegoesnow eonlyhaveorangeandappleandigobutitsays inthemenupineapplebutshegoesappleisal mostthesametoosoitriedapplesheeshabutit wasntthesamething:(

There are 2 MISTAKEs one before "THE SAME THING" ther is an 'O' omitted in 'NOT'. and falavoured is spelled incorrectly but may be british english it is...... and yea you can tell i aint got nothing better to do these days.. and BTW what does SHEESHA means ?..............

So like the other day I went to the Arabic restaurant and I told the cute waitress can I get some pineapple flavored sheesha and she goes no we only have orange and apple and I go but it says in the menu pineapple but she goes apple is almost the same too so I tried apple sheesha but it was not the same thing:(
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Hehe. Dude. It is correct. Trust me. There is no O. It is a 'wasnt'.
And yes this is canadian english. neighbo*Ur. flavoUr. coloU*r.

Sheesha = hukka/water pipe/nargila/hubble bubble. You know that thing where you pass tobacco through water and then smoke it. The tobacco comes in dozens of flavours. Most common are apple and orange.

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