Dear God

Dear God

  1. Dear God,
    please put another holiday
    between Christmas and Easter.
    There is nothing good in there now.
    Amanda

  2. Dear God,
    Thank you for the baby brother
    but what I asked for was a puppy.
    I never asked for anything before.
    You can look it up.
    Joyce

  3. Dear Mr.
    God, I wish you would not make it so easy
    for people to come apart
    I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.
    Janet

  4. Dear God,
    how did you know you were God?
    Who told you?
    Charlene

  5. Dear God,
    is it true my father
    won’t get in Heaven
    if he uses his golf words in the house?
    Anita

  6. Dear God,
    I bet it’s very hard for you
    to love all of everybody in the whole world.
    There are only 4 people in our family
    and I can never do it.
    Nancy

  7. Dear God,
    I like the story about Noah
    the best of all of them.
    You really made up some good ones.
    I like walking on water, too.
    Glenn

  8. Dear God,
    my Grandpa says you were around
    when he was a little boy.
    How far back do you go?
    Love, Dennis

  9. Dear God,
    do you draw the lines around the countries?
    If you don’t, who does?
    Nathan

  10. Dear God,
    did you mean for giraffes
    to look like that or was it an accident?
    Norma

  11. Dear God,
    in bible times,
    did they really talk that fancy?
    Jennifer

  12. Dear God,
    how come you did all those miracles
    in the old days and don’t do any now?
    Billy

  13. Dear God,
    please send Dennis Clark
    to a different summer camp this year.
    Peter

  14. Dear God,
    maybe Cain and Abel
    would not kill each other so much
    if they each had their own rooms.
    It works out OK with me and my brother.
    Larry

  15. Dear God,
    I keep waiting for spring,
    but it never did come yet.
    What’s up? Don’t forget.
    Mark

  16. Dear God,
    my brother told me about
    how you are born
    but it just doesn’t sound right.
    What do you say?
    Marsha

  17. Dear God,
    if you watch in Church on Sunday
    I will show you my new shoes.
    Barbara

  18. Dear God,
    is Reverend Coe a friend of yours,
    or do you just know him through the business?
    Donny

  19. Dear God,
    I do not think anybody
    could be a better God than you.
    Well, I just want you to know that.
    I am not just saying that because
    you are already God.
    Charles

  20. Dear God,
    it is great the way you always
    get the stars in the right place.
    Why can’t you do that with the moon?
    Jeff

  21. Dear God,
    I am doing the best I can.
    Really !!!
    Frank

And, saving the best for last .

  1. Dear God,
    I didn’t think orange went with purple
    until I saw the sunset
    you made on Tuesday night.
    That was really cool.
    Thomas

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:rolleyes:

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:disgust:

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:hehe: very very nice

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Kids…
:hehe:

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Was that supposed to be funny? :p

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:hehe:
so cute.