The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation in
October 1995, between a US Navy ship off the coast of England, and some
British Authority.
The transcript was released by the MoD on 10/10/95.
BRITS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a
collision.
AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North
to
avoid a collision.
BRITS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to
the
South to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS: This is the Captain of US Navy ship. I say again, divert
YOUR
course.
BRITS: Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.
AMERICANS: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND
LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES’ ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE
ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT
VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH.
THAT’S
15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE
THE
SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
BRITS: We are a lighthouse. Fu*k off!!
