A memon family in kharadar was puzzled when the coffin of their dead
mother arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters.
The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin with no
space left in it ! When they opened the lid , they found a letter on
top, which read as follows: “Dear brothers and sisters, I am sending
our mother’s body to you, since it was her wish that she should be
cremated in the grave yard in Mewa Shah. Sorry, I could not come
along as all of my paid leaves are consumed. You will find inside
the coffin, under Amma’s body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of
chocolates and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of
you. On Amma’s feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes(size
10) for Kassam Bhai. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Jubeda’s
and Jarina’s sons. Hope the sizes are correct. Amma is wearing 6
American T-Shirts. The large size is for Sattar Bhai and the others
are for my nephews. Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new
Jeans that Amma is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that
Johra Bai wanted is on Amma’s left wrist. Kulsum Aunty, Amma is
wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please
take them.The 6 white cotton socks that Amma is wearing must be
divided among my teenager nephews. Please distribute all these
uniformly and if anything more required tell me now, since our Abba
is also not keeping well nowadays.”
:k:
…