Dead Body

Police wala darwaza knock krte huwe :
Darwaza kholo !

Admi :
ku ??

Police :
tmri biwi ka accident hogy hy, dead body le lo

Admi :
Thalio phara diyo !!
:omg:

Re: Dead Body

punch-line samajh meN nahiiN aayii...:(

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You are right KKF,

it took me a while also to understand what he said.............it is Punjabi!

The husband is saying to the Police man

slip the body from under the door!

or ....Thallayoun pharra deo means

let me catch it from under the door!

the husband does not even want to open the door!

They dont do this kind of stuff in Lukhnow now do they?

no wonder you did not get it!

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oh…lolz…:hehe:

hamaare Lucknow meN begamaat itnii patli dubli [like a pancake] nahiiN hotiiN…unheN to haathii-gate chaahiye kahiiN daaKhil hone ke liye…

…vaise, laRkiyaaN seeKh salaaii hotii haiN…:hehe:

you know why?

is liye k shaadii se pahle unheN itnii uljhaneN hotii haiN k tan pe charbii nahiiN chaRh paatii…ek baar shaadii ho jaatii hai to koii Gham nahiiN rahtaa baaqii, aur:

**she eats a lot and it all shows on her body! **:smiley:

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KKF bhai ummeed hai apki mangaiter dubli houn ge aur Allah unhein lambi umr de!

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thank you yaaraa magar mujhe na dubli bahot pasand hai aur na hii bahot moTii...

*jo saahan beech kii hove
vohii piyaa man bhaave! *
:)

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aye junaab what means "saahan"?

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oops...typo! the word is saajan

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:hmmm:

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She eats a lot and it all shows on her body.. hahahahaha lulz](http://www.paklinks.com/gs/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=lulz)

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Kiya woh use truck k neeche de k aaya tha??:hmmm:

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Ni, i think kisi aur ne usey truck k neche de dya hoga :smiley:

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Do you not know Punjabi?

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:nahi:

agar aisa hai to use kaise pata:5:

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:nono:

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:blush: