DB, This piece certainly makes you laugh.
Yours Bro Nadeem
Matrimonials
Ø DOCTOR
Ø Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange
Ø bacteria, making me desirous
Ø of marriage.I’m looking for a girl who is patient
Ø and has knowledge of all
Ø ills and pills, is religious minded and keeps away
Ø from all sins be it
Ø anasin, metasin or crosin. I promise to be a good
Ø doctor with no side
Ø effects. Apply or reply.
Ø
Ø LAWYER
Ø I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible
Ø candidate for the post of
Ø husband after marriage. The person whom I’m looking
Ø for should be strictly
Ø -a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl. The
Ø girl should be willing to
Ø surender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord
Ø i.e. Myself. Any
Ø objection would be overruled and will not be
Ø sustained. Apply in confidence
Ø and if you have the confidence.
Ø
Ø BEGGAR
Ø Allah ke nam pe koi ek biwi de de,
Ø Doosre ki nahi to apni hi de de,
Ø Allah tujhe ek ke badle do dega,
Ø Hillery hogi to Monika bhi dega
Ø
Ø BOATMAN
Ø Must be able to dig, clean ‘n’ cook worms and clean
Ø fish. Must have own
Ø boat with motor. Plaese send the photograph of
Ø motorboat.
Ø
Ø
Ø BANKER
Ø Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me
Ø with her service.
Ø
Ø SHAYER
Ø Badi muddat ke baad ek arzoo jagi hai,
Ø Ki hum bhi shadi shuda ho jaye,
Ø Kya vajah shadi karane ki jo kahde sahi sahi
Ø , To yaroo ab khud se kaam ghar ka hota nahi
Ø
Ø
Ø . BEVDA
Ø Wanted a girl. Girl’s father should preferably have
Ø a soda factory. I am an
Ø occasional alchoholic who drinks only when friends
Ø come home. Friends come
Ø home only seven times a week. Girl preffered will
Ø carry me from bar to
Ø ghar-bar. Meet personally or send soda for trial.
Ø Sample should be ample.
Ø
Ø CAR MECHANIC
Ø Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working
Ø condition. Should be above
Ø average and must run the household at a good
Ø average. Dent wont be
Ø tolerated especially in the head gear.
Ø
Ø
Ø PESSIMIST
Why do marriage and mirage rhyme? Both are misleading.
N’adim (a person who feels shame..How Brits pronounce Nadeem)
[This message has been edited by Nadeem (edited November 11, 1999).]