A woman goes to her boyfriends’ parents’ house for Christmas
dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is
very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is
beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness
and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes
water.
Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a
bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn’t loud, but everyone at
the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be
embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been
snoozing under the woman’s chair, and said in a rather stern voice,
“Skippy!”. The woman thought, “This is great!” and a big smile came
across her face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain
again. This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much
louder and longer rrrriiip. The father again looked and the dog and
yelled, “Dammit Skippy!” Once again the woman smiled and thought “Yes!”.
A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This
time she didn’t even think about it. She let rip a fart that
rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the
dog with disgust and yelled, “Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before
she shits on you!”
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“The oldest, shortest words - ‘yes’ and ‘no’ - are those which require the most thought.”-(Pythagoras)
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