How many times has it happened to you that you went to one of those restrooms, where u haven’t even sat on the toilet yet, and BAAM the flush goes off. Finally you again spray it with that ‘da vinci’ crud spray (antiseptic thinger) wipe the seat, and layer the seat with double stacks of tissues … u’re not done yet, just trying to reach over to the toilet roll and GushaaaaaaaBeeeeeNn the damn thing flushes right in the face of your tail
At the movies, the damn taps don’t go either when you’re holding hands underneath for it to splash on some water! Since when have the microchips in these darn taps got a mind of their own? I thought we were suppose to to do.
Oh and I give up on the hand dryer without even trying to fum and fume at it
The best invention is those papertowel dispensers which have sensors in them. Just wave your hand once and voila!It rolls out right before you. If the tap doesn;t run just run from the tap and choose a different one. That simple really.
Kaleem since you r used to things with extra ordinary ‘jalaybi-fied’ talents, I won’t even argue with you. (this special dbingish reply is for u if and only if …if u r the same KKNiazi that we once knew???)
Femme…I had tried that too… it ticks me off when none of the ones I was waving my hands under worked, but as soon as I moved awaaaaaay from it …it went PeeshOOon! Now thats annoying!
lol, these modern age toilets! that's happened to me before, where the thing starts flushing before you've even sat down.
In Japan, in the toilets you can control the level of heating of the seat and how strong you want the pressure of the bum wash to be. I never really experimented as all the signs were in Japanese - but it was really cute how they had pictures of the bum wash (I dont know what else to call it) showing the levels of the water intensity.
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Just get on with your a$$ wiping now ,there are people waiting yo know?
Ps: Since the Microchips are object senor based and not the regular motion sensor,
you must be casting a huge obstructing shadow on to the sensor probe.
Conclusion. Shed some wieght dude and stay away from high fibre diet.
^u idiot! Doesn’t take a fat person to overcast a shadow. Every object on earth has a capacity to cause a shadow alike. Besides some of us if lose more weight we’d be floating in air. So don’t assume everyone has the honorable claim to a heavy tail like yourself. It is indeed a vaaaaaaast vaaaaast universe with ppl of all sizes and proportions. Expand your horizon Dingle doodle
Catty, Nice to see you around. That Jap experience has sure come a long way eh?
How many times has it happened to you that you went to one of those restrooms, where u haven’t even sat on the toilet yet, and BAAM the flush goes off. Finally you again spray it with that ‘da vinci’ crud spray (antiseptic thinger) wipe the seat, and layer the seat with double stacks of tissues … u’re not done yet, just trying to reach over to the toilet roll and GushaaaaaaaBeeeeeNn the damn thing flushes right in the face of your tail 
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