Re: Damn you! Change your freakin directions!!!
Haven't watched the YouTube video (yet), but the original joke is funny. I had read the original version some time back (well, as original as these forwarded and oft posted jokes can be), and even though Anwaar bhai jaan added some more mirch masala, this joke in all its forms is quite funny.
Here is the original:
*One foggy night, as the admiral was walking along the deck of his battleship, he saw the light of another ship approaching in the distance. Quickly he went down to the radio room and had a message sent: "Ajust your course 10 degrees starbord." *
*But the message came back "No. You adjust your course 10 degrees port" *
*This began to anger the admiral, so he thought he needed to make himself clear. He sent the message "This is an order from an Admiral. Ajust your course 10 degrees starbord." *
*But the message came back "I am a petty officer, second class. Adjust your course 10 degrees port" *
*If the admiral was angry before, he was furious now. No way did he take orders from a petty officer! He ordered a message sent which would make his position clear: "This is a nuclear battleship. Adjust your course 10 degrees starbord." *
Reply came back "This is a lighthouse".
*The Admiral adjusted the course rightaway.
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