A ship was floating in an open sea when the captain of the ship noticed a light emitting infront of him about 10 nautical miles away. He sends a radio signal and upon getting response, replies:
“This is captain of the Ship. You are right in my direction, please, change your direction about 45 degree to the south.”
He recieves a reply: “No! you need to change your direction 45 degree to the north”
Captain gets pissed and replies: “I am a former captain of a fighter ship which used to carry arsenal and used to destroy enemies’ ships upon my order. I command you to change your position 45 degree to the south.”
He gets a reply back: “And I am the one who used to command captains of the likes of you where to go for attack. You CHANGE your position 45 degree to the North.”
Frustrated captain get annoyed and sends a reply: “Listen! I am still wearing my Naval uniform and I am still in command and position to have my weapons used against you. So, you! the damn person should move out of my way and change your position 45 degree to the south.”
He recieves a reply back: “I do not know what you can do or can not, but I am still the same as I used to be and you never came in my way and you always followed my command. So, I command you to change your direction 45 degree to the North.”
Angry captain sends a warning: “I am going to collide with you and will destroy you even if I have to kill myself but there is no way I am going to take orders! Either you change your direction or wait to bear the consequences.”
The response comes: “Fine! do what you want. If you do not want to change your direction, you are going to destroy yourself. I am not changing my directions. I am the Light House!”
hey, but I made up the whole conversation on my own… I had heard it but only to remember that it was between a former naval captain and a light house.. so I made it up… hence, it’s a new joke
Haven't watched the YouTube video (yet), but the original joke is funny. I had read the original version some time back (well, as original as these forwarded and oft posted jokes can be), and even though Anwaar bhai jaan added some more mirch masala, this joke in all its forms is quite funny.
Here is the original:
*One foggy night, as the admiral was walking along the deck of his battleship, he saw the light of another ship approaching in the distance. Quickly he went down to the radio room and had a message sent: "Ajust your course 10 degrees starbord." *
*But the message came back "No. You adjust your course 10 degrees port" *
*This began to anger the admiral, so he thought he needed to make himself clear. He sent the message "This is an order from an Admiral. Ajust your course 10 degrees starbord." *
*But the message came back "I am a petty officer, second class. Adjust your course 10 degrees port" *
*If the admiral was angry before, he was furious now. No way did he take orders from a petty officer! He ordered a message sent which would make his position clear: "This is a nuclear battleship. Adjust your course 10 degrees starbord." *
someone posted it like a month or two back but I still love it 
I will watch it after i get back home… I am sure it will be one hell of a video.. I can only visualize at this point