Damn Women Drivers....and Their Makeup.

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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My Name is Larry Drexler,and I Hate Women Drivers !

Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over my
shoulder to the left and there was a woman in a new Mustang doing 65 miles
per hour, with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her
eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in
my lane, still working on that damn makeup!

It scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut
out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the
car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone
away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and
burned Big John and the family jewels. She ruined the damn phone and
disconnected an_ important call !

DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS…AND THEIR MAKEUP.

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:)
posted previously bit its cute :)

whats up with men anywayzz..jahan jao male vs female feud
ch ch ch!!

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Re: Damn Women Drivers....and Their Makeup.

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*Originally posted by khan_sahib: *
My Name is Larry Drexler
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mr larry drexler Khan??

nice and different :)

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yeah, tell me about it :p

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Nothing wrong w/ applying some makeup during driving to put one in high gear, dude...

:o

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do put make up on, but also pay attention to driving:)

  1. when the light turns green, time to move on
  2. when in a traffic jam, when the car next to you move, please move forward.
  3. keep the car in your lane while driving and trying to make up.

and etc. etc. etc. :)