dad comes home with a lip on his trouser!

My dad used to be a kickboxer..he’s 49 years old now, im 27..in some ways like brothers

He came home after getting into some trouble..a guy was trying to rape/attack a woman so she was asking for help. He stops the car being the good guy he is and offers to take her to somewhere safe..

The guy pulls her out so my dad tells him to let her go, he threatens my dad so my dad gets out of the car, kicks him on his face, knocks him out..To his suprise the woman goes to the guy and tries to help him accusing my dad!! She was his girlfriend!!

Anyway my dad gets in his car, zooms off home ..to our horror we found a lip on his trouser…he hit him so hard with his shins that he sheared off part of the guys lip…excellent I say, looks like its lip soup tonight!

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Owwww!!

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ohhhhhh yuckkkkkk ... spew blegh

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That is disturbing!

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Yuck!

on another note - this is why people don't stop anymore to help others. Crazy woman!

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:eek: HOLY$HIT! nice aim :k:

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Yuck!!!:yukh:
what did you do with the lip??? and what will the guy do with only one lip…???

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Well I guess he wont be licking his lips when he sees something tasty

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how will he talk or say words which have letters B, M, P
ch ch ch…
guy’s life is ruined…

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^ you'r right.

Riz, your dad should've gone back and returned the lip.

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Yes I agree my dad should have gone and returned the lip..He should have stitched it back together himself...

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RF,,, ur stories.

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weird

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What if he goes to the police? In that case, your dad may not be able to taste home-made food for a while … :stuck_out_tongue:

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two words

self defence

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so this is what 'lip service' means....

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lolz he well deserved it!

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All I have to say is..... WOW....

Can I have your father please........................

blink blink

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:eek: Aaiiii..

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Good job! your dad should’ve done the same to the stupid lady. :smiley: