The proud father is taking his son for a drive in the countryside,
but he’s driving 60 m.p.h. in a 20 m.p.h. zone. The son looked at
the speedometer and said, “Dad, you are a real lion!”
The proud dad took the compliment and played the part of a hero to
his son by stepping even more on the gas pedal. This time, he is
traveling at 80 m.p.h. in a 20 m.p.h. zone. The son looked at the
speedometer and said, “Dad, you are a perfect lion!”
The dad smiled proudly. Just then, they drove past a farm with a
jackass. The son said, pointing to the jackass, “Dad look! A lion”!
