A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them
falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are
rolled back in his head.
The other guys whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency
services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I
do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can
help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back
on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”
A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, “What’s your IQ?”
The man replies, “150″ and the robot proceeds to make conversation about quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, etc.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, “This is really cool.” He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him, “What’s your IQ?”
The man responds, “100.”
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, etc.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks, “What’s your IQ?”
The man replies, “30.”
And the robot says, “So, you gonna vote for Bush again?”