One man read a board 'likhane wala briliant, padhane wala idiot.."
Man becomes engry, he rub board and writes,
“padhane wala briliant, likhnewala idiot…”
Wife : Agar Mai mar jaun to tum kya karoge ?
Husband : Shayad mai mar jaunga.
Wife : kyon ?
Husband : Kabhi Kabhi zyada Khushi janleva hoti hai. ;-))
A Sardar enters shop & shouts, “Where’s my free gift with this oil?”
Shopkeeper: “ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab”
Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE "
Koi apni biwi ko dafna karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijlichamki… badal garje… zor sey baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai
