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Telescope bhee daY deteeN saath maiN 
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we dont need a telescope but a microscope...!!!!
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Shaboo..we are not able to read :(
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CV kahan hai? 
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Assy CV doo gi to Nookri zaroor mil jaye gi
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Simply hilarious :k:
SheeN baji - keep posting more of those “Eye Test” kinda threads :halo:
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I don't know what's wrong with you people, i can CLEARLY see McDonald's logo there :)
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muhaj sai nahi hoo rahi baree:naraz: but it was good:barbie:
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!
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lol 
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you are killin me
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This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's restaurant in Florida; and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash.
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SEX:** Censored
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DESIRED POSITION:** Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's
available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
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DESIRED SALARY:** $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
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EDUCATION:** Yes.
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LAST POSITION HELD:** Target for middle management hostility.
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SALARY:** Less than I'm worth.
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MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:** My incredible collection of stolen pens and 'post-it' notes.
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REASON FOR LEAVING:** It sucked.
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AVAILABLE FOR WORK:** Of course. That's why I'm applying.
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PREFERRED HOURS:** 1:30 - 3:30pm., Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:** Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
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DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UPTO 50lbs?:** 50lbs. of what?
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DO YOU HAVE A CAR?:** I think the appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be the winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
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DO YOU SMOKE?:** On the job, no, on my breaks, yes.
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WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:** Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb blond supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
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Er isnt that a job application, NOT CV?
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JOU BHI HAI SHUKAR KAROO DAIKHNAI KO MIL GAHI HAI:smilestar:
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hehehehe
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good one
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very funny :)