Mine is going to be something like this :
SirTaaaaaaaaj…
Jaan e Mannnnnnn..???
Wohi hoowa jiss ka intezaar tha…
Kiyaaaaaaa ? Kiya ho giya? lottery lag gaiee kiya
Sirtaaj nahin woh nahin 
wohhhhhhhhhh jiss ka mujhay hamesha se armaan tha… 
Jaan e Mann, Gulbadan, shireen sukhan, batao tou pata chalay na, kiya hoowa?
woh actually hoowa nahin , honay waala hai blushes
HOnay waala hai ? Barish tou nahin honay walee? U want me to get the clothes off the lines?
Hi Allah … loug theek kehtay hain, tussi buddhu ho … kher woh na humaray ghar mein koi 3rd aaraha hai cuts on her lower lip …
Koun ? confuesd
Koi , someone who will be staying with us for long time… blushes
oh wow… i mean WOW 
… atlast woh Mehmaan aaraha hai
Jeeeeeeeeeee… are you happy na blushes
OfCourse… i m going to be a dad, why i wont be happy.
DAD ? 
haan dad.. chalo if u dont like DAD then It can be BaBa or papa or Abba… or?
Tussi ki keh rahay ho ? Meri MOM aarahi hain yaar..
Haaaaaaaaain whatttttt 
? … :behosh:
He always behoshes whenever i say any of my relative is coming… he doesnt
love me… ammi jeeeeeeeeeeeee 
And they lived happily ever after… 
