Custody

There was a couple married for quite some time and they had a kid around
5-6 years old. As usually happens in most of the marriages the relationship
b/w the couple was turning sour. So finally it reached such a stage that
they thought it was better for them to be divorced than carry on such a
relationship. So they consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who
would have the kid. In the hearing in the court it was decided that this
choice should be left on the kid.

So the judge asked “beta would you like to stay with your mummy ?”

Kid said no mummy beats me :((

So the judge asked “beta would you like to stay with your papa then ?”

Kid said no papa beats me :((

Now the judge was in a delimma and was not able to decide what to
do…after pondering for some time he smiled with the idea he had in his
mind about the child…and he gave the judgement that the kid would stay
with…

any guesses…

come on i know you can make it…

ok here goes the answer the kid would stay with

Pakistani Cricket _Team,

Why???

because

They dont beat anybody :-))

khe khe khe! :D

old but gold !! :hehe:

lolz:hehe:

sigh ..