A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesm,“I would like To buy a pair of pink curtains”. The salesman assuresher that they have a large election of pink curtains. He shows herseveral patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard timechoosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The
salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blonde promptlyreplies, “fifteen inches” “Fifteen inches???” asked the salesman. "Thatsounds very small, what room are they for?" The blonde tells him thatthey aren’t for a room; they are for her computer monitor. Thesurprised salesman replies, "but Miss, computers do not need curtains!
The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo … . I’ve got Windoooooows
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