An insect falls into a cup of Tea…
Englishman: Throws his cup away and walks out.
American: Takes the insect out and examines it for its origin.
Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the Tea away.
Pakistani: Sells the Tea to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new cup of Tea.
Indian: Accuses the Pakistani for throwing insect into his Tea. Relates the issue to Kashmir. Asks the Russia and Europe for Military aid. Takes a loan from the American to buy one more cup of Tea and smiles at Pakistani while drinking the same Tea.
