If an insect falls in a cup of coffee
The Englishman: Throws the cup away and walks out of the cafe
The American: Asks the waiter for another cup of coffee.
The Mexican: Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee
The Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the coffee away
The Besieged Palestinian: Drinks the coffee and eats the insect
The Israeli:
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Sells the coffee to the Americans and the insect to the Chinese.
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Screams that his security is in peril.
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Accuses the Palestinians of throwing the insect in his coffee.
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Alleges that Hizbullah, the Syrians and the Iranians advocate attacks with
weapons of mass insects. -
Relates this vicious attack to Palestinian Terrorism; attacks on Human
Rights, Anti-Semitism, the Holocaust, the Diaspora, the Exodus and
Discrimination on Noah’s Ark. -
Asks Arafat to immediately stop insects from flying in the air or landing
in coffee cups. -
Re-occupies the West Bank and Gaza, razes houses, cuts off water and
electricity, humiliates and terrorizes civilians, kills or maims anyone in
his way. -
Imposes on the Americans more military aid.
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Demands a 100-year, billion-dollar, loan from America to buy another cup of
coffee. -
Claims life-time free coffee from the cafe as compensation.
They’ve got the best lawyers!
thats wat our stereotype attitude dictates…
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