Re: Crushed silk
Miss Mohobat, Cat-Woman and Ashtray
If I was a child and my Mama took me to a bookshop where a silly woman was reading stories in one of those silly sqeaky “talk to children” voices and a couple of adults were prancing around trying to act out " the hungry caterpiller"
Id think they were all wierd and ask to be taken to Waterstones where I’d be able to buy a book in peace.
the children that woould find your bookshop amusing would be the two year olds , not because they like to listen to stories or watch half dressed adults (HOW VERY UN-ISLAMIC:nono: )swinging from bookshelf to bookshelf, but becaue as you guyswill be preoccupied …they, the little horrors will be tearing around the shop indulging in mass destruction and mindless hooliganism…
Oh the stress of it all!!!