Viv Richards Was Facing Botham, Who Produced An Unplayable Delivery. Botham Goes Up To Richards And Says "it's Not That Hard, The Ball's Red With White Stitches."
Richards Then Hits Botham For A Six And Says "you Know How The Ball Looks Like, Now Go Find It."
Yet another Australian witticism with this time porky Sri Lankan batsman Arjuna Ranatunga the victim. Shane Warne, trying to tempt the batsman out of his crease mused what it took to get the plump character to get out of his crease and drive. Wicketkeeper Ian Healy piped up,
"Put a Mars Bar on a good length. That should do it."
It wasnât Heath Streak but rather that bull of a man - South African born, Zimbabwean test player, Eddo âthe farmerâ Brandes, who said one of the funniest remark that even made the keeper and the slip cordon laughing their asses off while McGrath sheepishly turned around to make the long walk back to the bowlerâs mark!
Here is a classic one,
Fred Trueman was bowling. The batsman edges and the ball goes to first slip, and right between Raman Subba Row's legs. Fred doesn't say a word. At the end of the over, Row ambles past Trueman and apologises sheepishly. "I should've kept my legs together, Fred". The reply is classic Trueman, "Not you, son. Your mother should've!"
McGrath and sarwan was really ugly
McGrath to Ramnaresh Sarwan: "So what does Brian Lara's dick taste like?"
Sarwan: "I don't know. Ask your wife."
McGrath (losing it): "If you ever f*king mention my wife again, I'll fking rip your f*king throat out."
Mark Waugh was standing at second slip. Adam Parore, the new player to the crease played & missed the first ball.
Mark - "Ohh, I remember you from a couple years ago in Australia. You were sh!t then, you're f**king useless now".
Parore- (Turning around) "Yeah, that's me & when I was there you were going out with that old, ugly slut & now I hear you've married her. You dumb cunt".
It wasnt Streak it was Edd Brandiz, and i remember he kicked the hell outta Mcgrath in that game
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