George always played cricket on Sunday. This troubled his wife, who asked the vicar ‘Is it a sin for him to play on Sunday?’
‘It’s not a sin,’ replied the vicar. ‘The way he plays, it’s a crime!’
The Devils challenged the Angels to a game of cricket.
“But we’ve got all the cricketers,” said the Angels.
“Yes. But we’ve got all the umpires!” exclaimed The Devils.
Sachin Tendulkar and Vinod Kambli have been very close friends since childhood. They used to do all things together, e.g., both started going to school together, both passed their SSC exams together (with identical marks), both started playing cricket together, both were selected to the Bombay Ranji cricket team together, both went to college together, and both ended up joining the Indian cricket team together. Finally, both got engaged (to different girls) together and both decided to get married on the same day.
After that, both their wives get pregnant on the same day and the doctor gives the same delivery date for both. On the delivery date, Kambli’s wife gives birth to a boy while Sachin’s wife gives birth to twins! Kambli gets confused. He goes to Sachin and says, “How come? We have been doing the same things all our life. How come I get a son and you get twins?” When Sachin replies, “Boost is the secret of my energy”, Kapil appears behind them and adds, “Our energy”.
An American had been told to go to a cricket match while he was in England. He watched with pleasure as the teams came out and the batsman scored four runs off the first six balls.
Then the umpire called “OVER”.
“Well,” he said, getting up, “it’s a nice game - but it’s very short!”
No rain had fallen for months and the group of Indians were faced with a long drought. Suddenly, one spoke up. 'When I was in England I saw something that might work. What happens is that two men in white coats go into a field and hammer six poles into the ground, then another two men with clubs appear and stand in front of the poles. Then eleven men, also in white, come out holding a ball, and then, just when they are all spread round the field, that’s when the rain comes pouring down!
