Sachin Tendulkar and Vinod Kambli have been very close friends since childhood. They used to do all things together, e.g., both started going to school together, both passed their SSC exams together (with identical marks), both started playing cricket together, both were selected to the Bombay Ranji cricket team together, both went to college together, and both ended up joining the Indian cricket team together. Finally, both got engaged (to different girls) together and both decided to get married on the same day.
After that, both their wives get pregnant on the same day and the doctor gives the same delivery date for both. On the delivery date, Kambli’s wife gives birth to a boy while Sachin’s wife gives birth to twins! Kambli gets confused. He goes to Sachin and says, “How come? We have been doing the same things all our life. How come I get a son and you get twins?” When Sachin replies, “Boost is the secret of my energy”, Kapil appears behind them and adds, “Our energy”.
The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG): Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?
LG - No, my mummy beats me.
J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG - No, my daddy beats me too.
J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody!!!
At the start of the Indian innings(280 required for a win)
Ganguly to Ramesh "I am not comfortable with Akhtar's pace. So I will attack Akram and u take care of Akhtar."
After 4 overs(with hardly any runs on the board), Ramesh to Ganguly "These guys are bowling very fast. We will see them off and then attack Mahmood and Saqlain."
After 13 overs(when Azhar Mahmood and Saqlain were bowling), Ganguly to Dravid "I don't think we can score off these guys as well. We will wait for Arshad Khan and Shahid Afridi. Surely we can easily attack them. After all, Shahid Afridi is a part-time bowler."
After Afridi bowled some overs, Dravid to Robin Singh "Don't worry, Robin. I heard that English bowlers are easier to score off. We will play out 50 overs and attack in the next match."
At the end of the match, Joshi to Mongia "Why didn't u try to force the pace?"
Mongia to Joshi "No, yaar. If I try to force the pace against these bowlers, I will get out. There is only one way by which I can score runs fastly without getting out. You have to bowl to me."
Indian Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone)
Caller :"Can I talk to Azharuddin Please,I am his friend and calling from Hyderabad."
Indian Team Manager:"Sorry,he went to bat"
Azharuddin's friend:"No Problem Manager, I will Hold on"
An Indian batsman was out first ball. On the long walk back to the pavilion he had to pass the incoming batsman, a supercilious rival. Hard luck, old man,'' smirked the newcomer.Yes. It's a shame I had to be right in the middle of a hat trick.''
A cricketer was visiting the psychiatrist.
Cricketer: It's terrible. I can't score runs, I'm a terrible bowler, and I can't hold a catch. What can I do?''
Doctor:Get another job.''
Cricketer: ``I can't. I'm playing for India tomorrow!''
The best Indian batsman in England during the World Cup? Sunil Gavaskar.
The best Indian all-rounder during the World Cup? Ravi Shastri.
Indian cricketer to South African player: How do you manage to keep so fit for a match?'' I think nothing of getting up at five, running round the stadium for two hours, then getting in three or four hours net practice before a cold bath.''
Indian cricketer: ``That's funny. I don't think much of it either!''