A collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh (made during his commentary of the cricket matches - these are real). Does any one rememebr anything else or from another commentry quotes?
**Some gems from Navjot Sidhu (ex Indian cricketer and now politician): **
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That ball went so high it could have got an airhostess down with it.
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There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that of an incoming train which will run them over.
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Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
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Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
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Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
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He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
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The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!
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In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left!
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He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
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As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
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The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the Indians are in the sea.
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The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
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The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
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Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
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The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..! one falls and everything else falls!
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Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze.
17.You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs.
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Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
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He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
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One, who doesn’t throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
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Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
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In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left!
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The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
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Statistics are like bikinis… what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential!
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All that comes from a cow is not milk.
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Money is like manure. Its no good unless you spread it! (Talking about the distribution of money in the Indian cricket team)
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Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
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I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for support, not illumination
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Fattest pigs go to the butcher first."
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You don’t kill a man who is hell-bent on committing suicide.
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In the orchard of opportunity, you can’t wait for the fruit to drop’
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hey are so timid, they wouldn’t say boo to a goose!. (Talking about the tail of the Indian batting order)
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On India’a lower order batting revival. “You cannot squeeze the tooth paste back into the tube”.
