Three friends went to watch a cricket match at the
M.C.G. As soon as they took their seats they realised
that there were a few Muslims sitting on the seats in
front of them.
Unhappy about this, one of the guys gets up and
screams “Hey I’m moving to Perth. I’ve heard there are
only 10 Muslims there” The other two start laughing.
Then the second guy gets up and screams “Hey I’m
moving to Adelaide. I’ve heard there are only 5
Muslims there”. Finally the third guy stands up and
screams “Hey I might go to Hobart. I’ve heard there is
only 1 Muslim there”
At this point one of the Muslims turns around and
screams “Why don’t you guys go to hell, there are no
Muslims there”
She gets her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon - Groucho Marx