Creating A Islamic State - Appeal

Many muslims want to creat a muslim state under sharia law free from infidel pollution but their evil western secular governments wont allow it.

Thus it is suggested and strongly urged to all muslims to creat their own muslim state free from corruption and evil by buying three unpopulated islands in south east asia or the pacific.

We strongly urge a fund be created called Muslim State Fund to enable this to happen without delay.

Plenty of these islands exist completely unpopulated by people in South East Asia and the Pacific Ocean.

These 3 islands would serve separate functions and be ruled by a Mullah Absolute who will be in touch with Gods Will.

Island 1 would be populated by men only and only women would populate Island 2.

This would be to stop the corrosive and corrupting influence of women from interrupting their daily devotional duties.

Island 3 would be used to to procreate to create offspring.

Everyday women in burkhas would row over from Island 2 ,
3 miles away and give food to the men on Island 1 , 3 times a day.

The women would also cook and clean while the men would be blindfolded on Island 1.Then the women would row back to their own Island 1 and be ready for the next day.

Mullah Absolute would rule all 3 Islands including Island 2.

Mullah Absolute’s word would be law and his decrees without appeal.

His power would be to to ensure total devotion to Allah 24/7.

No electricity tv,phones,books would be allowed as these are unislamic and heathen devices and corrupting.No music or dancing wouldbe allowed as this is against Islam.

Anyone disobeying “Mullah Absolute in touch with Gods Will”
would be beheaded instantly.

No machines would be allowed.No planes, no cars.,no technology

They would live as the Great Muhammed lived in medievel times.
They would plant seeds and plough the soil and harvest it all by hand.

All machines would be outlawed.

A 100 mile no fly exclusion zone would be created
to stop evil influences and distractions from the Islamic state peoples devotions.

Any one transgressing this zone would be shot down and beheaded.

The only book would be the Koran in Arabic.

The residents would live in natural caves and be forbiden to question Mullah Absolutes word on pain of instant beheading.

Just imagine this would be just like paradise on Earth for all true Muslims.

I urge everyone to start a fund immediately to create this Muslim State with Sharia Law Absolute.

Just imagine how all true muslims would flock to this awesome palace of true Islam.

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Jim Jones already tried this. I don't think it worked out very well, but good luck.

I think it's a good idea though, do you take paypal?

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What kind of coolaid are they serving on these island?

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Survivor Khilafah

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Not a very well thought out plan as there are 55+ muslim states already with the potential to become united as 1 islamic state so you can shove your island plan where the sun don't shine!

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well that’s not a very nice way to treat your fellow ummah-member and khalifah-lala-land fan.

His idea is more practical than anything I’ve seen from you. I’ll bet that Mark Burnett might even be interested in funding this outstanding idea. It would make a great reality series on Fox.

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lol, I didn’t see that you had already proposed this idea semi. My mistake.

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this is not a jokes forum....