Crazy question for all of you

[Mad_Hatter]

Re: Crazy question for all of you

@psyah

I will go up a coconut tree …
Grab a coconut …
Come down and go to the nearest river …
I will take some clay from the riverbank …
I will mold the clay into a pot …
Make a fire …
Bake the pot so becomes hard …
And get some whale blubber to make it sealable …
I will dig out a potato from the ground …
Cut a few pieces out of the potato …
Put the pieces into the baked pot …
I will break open the coconut …
I will take some coconut flesh and put some of that into the pot as well …
I will pour the water of the coconut into the pot …
Spit into the pot …
Then seal the pot …
Put the pot in the ground for a several weeks …
*The insides would then be quite fermented …
*I would then drink the contents of the pot …

Wait …
Wait some more …

Hey Presto … I have my “Beer Goggles” on …

And then sweep the ugly (very attractive) lady off her feet, carrying her into the overgrowth …

While you’re doing the first half of this, the other two will already have hooked up