I will go up a coconut tree …
Grab a coconut …
Come down and go to the nearest river …
I will take some clay from the riverbank …
I will mold the clay into a pot …
Make a fire …
Bake the pot so becomes hard …
And get some whale blubber to make it sealable …
I will dig out a potato from the ground …
Cut a few pieces out of the potato …
Put the pieces into the baked pot …
I will break open the coconut …
I will take some coconut flesh and put some of that into the pot as well …
I will pour the water of the coconut into the pot …
Spit into the pot …
Then seal the pot …
Put the pot in the ground for a several weeks …
*The insides would then be quite fermented …
*I would then drink the contents of the pot …
Wait …
Wait some more …
Hey Presto … I have my “Beer Goggles” on …
And then sweep the ugly (very attractive) lady off her feet, carrying her into the overgrowth …
Dang people. what is with not looking at the face or hiding it or doing it at night? How the hell can you guys have a non-facial, on going, relationship?
If you are stuck in an island with 2 people. One is the opposite gender but the ugliest person ever, and the other is your gender and extremely good looking, and intimacy is inevitable, whom would you pick?
Since ugliness is relative to the environment we are in, I will pick up the good looking guy and throw him into sea to make myself comfortable with the ugly opposite gender person.
