Crazy in love or just dumb

**the reason why some cant settle down …or maybe just a few guys

we seem to know all these people.. but refuse to acknowledge their existence.. i dunno, maybe cus we’re shallow or just not satisfied…or scared away :smiley:

heres a “short” list of potentials i came up with hehe

#1 the girl we love (or seem to think we are in love with)
#2 the girl we’re set up with (the rishta)
#3 the girl who knows everything bout you
#4 the girl who wants it kinky
#5 the ex-potential
#6-29 the girl who stalks u on msn telling you she loves you and wants to marry you

so.. #1 is the gal we think we adore until day two hits. We dream about them day one and that night too.. but then they start coming to visit us there too often. Before we press on the “login” button, we pray that there isn’t an email there from them for once…for once maybe
they had something better to do.. but there always is. This is the person we start not basing our whole life around. They prob dont even know how much we don’t care for them.. but we continue to pray for them and forgive them… and hence they are pathetic.

#2 is the gal someone found for us. She is supposedly a good match for you, but you realise you have zilch in common. She calls you up and all she can do is giggle cus she has nothing else to talk about. Within a week u dont care if the other exists or not

#3 is the person u can talk to for hours. This person hauntingly tells you everything about themself and remembers pretty much everything you tell them, even if you’ve forgotten you told them. There might have been a possible potential here but ur too reluctant to even think along those lines because there’s nothing left to explore.

#4 is the gal who doesn’t just stop at flirting and even distasteful at
that but hits you head on. You’re okay, wanna sit on your lap, let’s
kiss go home type.

#5 is the person who popped in and out of ur life. They were once upon a time on ur potential list but cus of some unfortunate mishap you decided u hated that person, but still thought you could talk to them when there is no one else and you are bored out of your wits. When you felt like talking to them that is. Let’s face it they are your solution to boredom.

#6-29 not important…

and then i think to myself… Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down :smiley: **

Buahahahahahahahahah!!! :rotfl:

The best bit is that it’s all true too! :smiley:

i dont mind taking teh bus…as long as i can sit and i don’t have to wait 8 hours for one :rolleyes:

hahahahaha

oh ur so funny Aalhan… :rotfl:

:hehe:

Nice Aalhan :smiley:

really smooth :hehe: :k:

:Salute:

LOL thats perfect Aalhan

^ i actually think its quite sad.. and he's made a light hearted opinion into some dirty peverted joke..

and then we girls are dirty? pfft

oh god just leave the guy alone. let him make jokes n crap
please don’t turn this into another 30-page thread :rolleyes:

Wow. You need a girl, mate.

Aalhan stop being a copy cat.:o

*Gentlemen thanks :~)
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IF I needed one I still
wouldn't be interested in your offer. Thanks anyway.

dumb i would say

:rotfl:

I wasn’t offering you anything. I was pointing out a need that you are obviosly manifesting in these silly threads of yours.

PCG i must say you have on hell of a chip on your shoulder. If a female posts something anti-male, you are all up in arms on how funny it is or how it is a serious matter. But when a male jokes about the same subject you get extremely personal with them.

I would point out one simple fact any female bashing that does go on on gupshup is said in humor and satire. While the male bashing occurs in a serious and sombre manner. Yet it is the females who flame and get personal.

Lastly Aalhan that was brilliant. I was laughing so hard at work that the interns came in and asked what was so funny.

Some should convert this into a forward.

Sir Galahad, unfortunately it's useless to ever try and lecture a feminazi :(

ditto

I for one, am a lost cause…i love hating men!! :hula:

The actual post is quite funny though..not original, but then again one mustn’t fuss

Hmmmm

Desparate copy cat :hoonh:

Sadzz was original and thus funny.

omg kitni FUZOOL thread hae :hoonh: