Crass Quotes

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PKC had this in his signature..

*Dont Fart from ur mouth , there is a separate orifice provided - *Wordsworth

Now I was apalled at the vulgarity and tastelessness of the quote and thought PKC had coined it (no offence yaar) but reading Wordsworth’s name at the end was a real shocker.

Do u know of other out of taste quotations which survived just because someone famous had said them?

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Somehow I don't think that's Wordsworth, I think PKC can take credit for this one all by himself :)

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Remember Sadi Sobi's quote that "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle"?. She gave Allama Iqbal the credit for it. Were you sleeping then?

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I just read that quote and seriously I thought more or less on the same lines, since Wordsworth has been my favourite poet the 'poet of nature.' However, I never knew that he took nature to that lengh...or would be that explicit...

"The music in my heart I bore
Long after it was heard no more"

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May be PKC is implying these Words Worth something.

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Re: Crass Quotes

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*Originally posted by PakistaniAbroad: *
PKC had this in his signature..

Dont Fart from ur mouth , there is a separate orifice provided - *Wordsworth*

Now I was apalled at the vulgarity and tastelessness of the quote and thought PKC had coined it (no offence yaar) but reading Wordsworth's name at the end was a real shocker.

Do u know of other out of taste quotations which survived just because someone famous had said them?
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I think he said this appalling, vulgar and tasteless thing when he met a person like u . (no offence yaar)

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[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by lost soul: *
I just read that quote and seriously I thought more or less on the same lines, since Wordsworth has been my favourite poet the 'poet of nature.' However, I never knew that he took nature to that lengh...or would be that explicit...

"The music in my heart I bore
Long after it was heard no more"
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Time for u to read the daffodils again ..even though 90% orf pakistanis have never seen daffodils.

here is one for u

The music in my heart that I crave.
Our minds are forever our colonial masters Slave

8

spot-on :k:

9

PKC, stop copying me you silly freshy. Lying only suits true Brits.

10

That and drinking bovril.