Courtroom Questions

  1. “Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
    doesn’t know about it until the next morning?”

  2. “Were you present when your picture was taken?”

  3. “Were you alone or by yourself?”

  4. “Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?”

  5. “Did he kill you?”

  6. “How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?”

  7. “You were there until the time you left, is that true?”

  8. “How many times have you committed suicide?”

  9. Q: “She had three children, right?”
    A: “Yes.”
    Q: “How many were boys?”
    A: “None.”
    Q: “Were there any girls?”

**12. Q: “You say the stairs went down to the basement?”
A: “Yes.”
Q: “And these stairs, did they go up also?”
**
14. Q: “How was your first marriage terminated?”
A: “By death.”
Q: “And by whose death was it terminated?”

  1. Q: “Can you describe the individual?”
    A: “He was about medium height and had a beard.”
    Q: “Was this a male or female?”

  2. Q: “Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?”
    A: “All my autopsies are performed on dead people.”

  3. Q: “Do you recall the time that you examined the body?”
    A: “The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.”
    Q: “And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?”
    A: “No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
    autopsy.”

** 21. Q: “Are you qualified to give a urine sample?”
A: “I have been since early childhood.”
**

[This message has been edited by Summer_Of_69 (edited February 09, 2001).]

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