Hypothetical situation- a guppy is charged for some serious traffic offence. He/she/it has a court hearing or due to attend a court hearing. This is how he/she/would act/say should he/she/it posts regularly in following forums:-
Cafe : yayyyyyy I have a court hearing in two days. 
Allviews: Comparing the court atmosphere with the ones in west, no wonder desi court rooms are over crowded and too desi. :nahi
KK: your honour, I appear in this court two weeks before my hearing date because I wanted to be 1st to arrive in court for my case.
Pakistan Affairs your honour, there were MQM flags obscuring my view of the road.
(two voices from crowd) there were ANP & PPP’s flags too.
Life1 oh my court hearing is in two weeks, what I should wear on the day? Do any of you pick any special undergarments for court hearings (I don’t want to come across too forward on my 1st hearing)
Feedback but your honour, the driver I overtook 20 miles behind started the race. I was merely maintaining my lead.
