An American, a Japanese and a Sardar ji were having dinner, when suddenly the American’s cell phone goes off…The American answers it and says, “Aw man guys, look at this”, and shows the other two the picture of his son taking his first steps that his wife had sent him via her camera phone…
After a while the Japanese excuses himself and says, “Sorry guys, gotta send a quick email to my manager”, takes out his laptop and sends an email to his boss…
The Sardar ji thinks, ‘How can I impress these guys with some of my technology, I have none…’, so he excuses himself to go the toilet…
He comes back after a while, trailing a two foot long trail of toilet paper protruding from the rear of his pants…
The American asks, “Hey man, what’s that?” The Sardar ji replies, “Oh it’s nothing, I’m just receiving a fax…”
Three workers were working on a high rise construction project and one of them was a Sardar ji…Lunch time comes around and the first guy opens up his lunchbox and screams, “Not again! Everyday it’s the same turkey sandwich…I swear, if I get turkey sandwich again I will throw myself off this building…”
The second guy opens up his lunchbox and screams, “Oh my god! Not again. Not a chicken sandwich again! I swear, if I get chicken sandwich one more time, I’ll throw myself off this building…”
The Sardar ji opens up his lunchbox and screams, “Twada bairha garak! Again I get parathas…I swear, if I get parathas again, I’ll throw myself off this building…”
Next day at lunchtime, the first one finds a turkey sandwich, and as per his promise, he jumps off the building and dies…The second guy too discovered a chicken sandwich and as per his promise, hurls himself off the project and dies…Sardar ji opens up his lunchbox and finds the same parathas, and as per his promise, throws himself off the building…
Since all three were close friends, there is a collective funeral ceremony for all three…The wife of the first guy is weeping and cries, "He never told me to change it to something else…I always thought he loved turkey sandwiches…The second one cries, “He never said to me that hated chicken sandwiches…Oh, why didn’t I ask?”
But the wife of the Sardar ji was very quiet and didn’t say a word, not a tear, not a whimper…Everyone at the ceremony is confused as to why…So they approached her and asked, 'Didn’t he ever tell you he hated those parathas?"
The wife of the Sardar ji replies…"No…He never had a need to…He prepared his lunch himself…
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