A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?”
“You’ll know tonight.” he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it–only to find a book entitled “The meaning of dreams”.
Man proposed a Girl… Girl said I’m 1 year elder to you…
Man said Oye No Problem Soniye, I’ll marry you NEXT YEAR.
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.
“I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want any pain killers because I’m in
a big hurry,” the woman said. ” Just extract the tooth as quickly as
possible, and we’ll be on our way.”
The dentist was quite impressed. “You’re certainly a courageous woman,”
he said. “Which tooth is it?”
The woman turned to her husband and said, “Show him your tooth, dear.”
1. HER DIARY
Saturday night I thought my husband was acting weird.
We had made plans to meet at a restaurant.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
Conversation wasn’t flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent.
I asked him what was wrong he said nothing.
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior; I don’t know why he didn’t say I love you too.
When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent.
Finally I decided to go to bed, about 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts where somewhere else. I decided that I could not take it anymore so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep.
I don’t know what to do, I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.
2 – HIS DIARY
Today PAKISTAN lost cricket match. Bad Luck…
hahah 
gud one z