Recent word form the scientist community has that Count Dracula may be severely retarded, despite all those stories of his cunning ,diabolical deeds.
You see, Dracula came out of his coffin in Las Vegas (how he got there is anyone’s guess), and the team of researchers following the Count decided to give him the ultimate sanity test.
Singer Dolly Parton who had volunteered to participate in the study, was placed in the same room with Dracula , whereupon he promptly bit her in the nick.
“This alone”, the researchers said in their report, “ proves beyond all reasonable doubts that the man is an absolute idiot.
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I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.