A fellow took his girlfriend to the movies. During the pre-
views, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & Ms.
When he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, picked
out all the brown ones and threw them away.
“What did you do that for?” he asked her.
“I’m allergic to chocolate!” she replied.
hehe
Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride
every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one
of those calls.
"What happened this time?" he asked.
"My brakes went out," Jill said. "Can you come to get me?"
"Where are you?" John asked.
"I'm in the drugstore," Jill responded.
"And where's the car?" John asked.
"It's right here, with me."
:)
i don’t get the second one but the first one is funny! 
Did not get it
First one is damn funny:hehe:
if i understand the second one, it means that since her breaks broke, she drove rite into the drug store. am i rite?
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*Originally posted by shahzadqu: *
if i understand the second one, it means that since her breaks broke, she drove rite into the drug store. am i rite?
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Correct!
I guess not a lot of people understand the jokes!
:D
*kamzor se awaaz main “Me!” 