Smile:- A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office:- A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn:- The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.:- A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee:- Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience:- The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb:- An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher:- A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat:- A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Optimist:- A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Pessimist:- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Miser:- A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father:- A banker provided by nature.
Criminal:- A guy no different from the rest… except that he got caught.
Boss:- Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician:- One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor:- A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
