A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled the aircraft’s electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter’s position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said ‘WHERE AM I?’ in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said ‘YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER.’ The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.
“I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer.”
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“kaisay na karta usko main pyar, uski haseen main sukh thay hazaar, bichar gayay hum dukh ki hay baat”
oh mannnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. haahahh
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.. i hardly had remembered this joke, thanks for reminding.. tomorrow in unix class i GOTTA tell this one again.. 
"Live like there is no tomorrow, laugh like you are unaware of crying, smile in a way that makes people happy, yet die like you never eXisted" -eX_UndercoveR
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very hi funny…
thanx 4 sharing kaka [no atom-bum wala]…
God bless u all…
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