TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’VE BEEN IN CORPORATE AMERICA TOO LONG…
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You decide to re-organize your family into a “team-
based organization.” -
You refer to dating as test marketing.
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You can spell “paradigm.”
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You actually know what a paradigm is.
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You write executive summaries on your love letters.
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Your Valentine’s Day cards have bullet points.
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You celebrate your wedding anniversary by conducting a
performance review. -
You believe you never have any problems in your life,
just “issues” and “improvement opportunities.” -
You can explain to somebody the difference between
“re-engineering,” “down-sizing,” “right-sizing,” and “firing
people.”
And the number 1 sign you’ve been in corporate America too
long…
- You use the term “value-added” without laughing.