Once a popular inspirational speaker said: “Best years of my life were spent in arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife.” Audience got shocked. He added: “and she was my mother.”
APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER
A top manager tried to crack this at home. After a drink, he said loudly to his wife in kitchen: “Best years of my life were spent in arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife.” Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second half, he finally said “I cant remember who she was” By the time he regained his senses, he was on a hospital bed recovering from burns of boiling water.
MORAL: DO NOT COPY IF YOU CANNOT PASTE!!!
