A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her
husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
“Careful … CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my
GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn
them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my
GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re
going to STICK! Careful … CAREFUL! I said be
CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking!
Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you
LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know
you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE
SALT! THE SALT!”
The wife stared at him. “What in the world is wrong
with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple
of eggs?”
The husband calmly replied, “I wanted to show you what
it feels like when I’m driving.”
