Conspiracy Against Pak Cricket

This is truth and nothing but truth, from the day Pakistani team came into being, every other country is busy in conspiracy against us, here are few examples:

  1. If they play us in county cricket - They are wasting our bowlers by asking them to bowl more and they are wasting our batsman as well.. how, research on this is still on its way, but one example is Javed Miandad who have to take retirement in 1996. More Over, they have found a scientific way to put money in our players possession and later force them for match/spot fixing.. Danish Kanerria is example

  2. If they do not play us in County Cricket - They simply don’t want our players to groom, in order to keep us under achiever, they keep it to themselves or their other favorite nations, who again are our enemy.

  3. If they ban our players - They simply cannot win from us, hence they find the way/defect in our bowler and keep them out of tournament, otherwise no power could have defeated us.

  4. If No team is ready to play in Pakistan - This is global conspiracy to eliminate cricket from Pakistan, these nations are also sponsoring terrorism in our country so that no country can come and play.

  5. If No known international player ready to play PPL- This is again conspiracy against us, why, research is under way and soon there will be results

  6. If we are out of KO rounds - It was umpires and ICC, they never wanted us to play in semifinal

are few evidences..

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  • They lured our key players to their respective First-Class cricket and stole the precious secrets e. g. reverse swing
  • They doctored pitches to the severe disadvantage of our worldclass batting line up
  • They used different strategies to make our outstanding fielding dysfunctional e. g. food poisoning, saboteurs disguised as fielding coaches

.... more to follow ....

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I think everyone is "captain" in our team.

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The conspirators:

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what's stopping our so-called "world class batsmen" from performing then? (other than UAE pitches)

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Everybody is out to get you. Like Joseph Heller said, “Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you

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they sneak extra vitamins into misbah's lussi so he stays youthful and in team for years doing tuk tuk.

they give afridi side-heavy bat so he can never play a straight bat shot.

they also apply jam on ball just before throwing it to afridi...

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None of Pakistani player is selected in world xi,

we had greats like Ahmed Shehzad, Umer Akmal, Shahid Afridi and what not, but in a conspiracy against Pakistan cricket all of them were snubbed/neglected and ignored...

You see, there no other player like we have in Pakistan cricket team.. only a blind would not see them

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Do you really think any Pakistani regular player (whom Pakistan played in ODIs) deserved to be in world xi?

Forget Pakistan, not even Indian players got selected (though that was unfair), even though two of them have average over 50 and at the same time SR around 90. ... Even when only 4 players in world have average over 50 ... and very few top batsmen (one who have average over 45) have SR touching 90. So, think.

You named Shahzad, U Akmal and Afridi ... but 2 of them (Shahzad and U AKmal) are joke, who would not make place in any team if Parchi, biases and prejudice in Pakistan were not behind them ... and as for Afridi, he was once a good pinch hitter, but age has taken him over, as his performance is so bad that he should have retired long time ago ... worse for him is that, world today have much better pinch hitter than Afridi. So .. think. ;)

Bhai, Pakistani parchi 'World XI' may nahi chalti. :)

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Only conspiracy against Pakistani cricket team is conspiracy of PCB, Captain of cricket team, Managers, Coaches, Selection committee, some senior players, and gamblers who got into team ... result is that, Pakistani team is full of sub-standard pathetic players, surviving in team not because they perform, but because of Parchis, PRs, nepotism, biases, bigotry, likes, dislikes, bribes, and so on.

Just imagine, ODI where only 300 balls are available to play and each ball counts, where one maiden over can make lot of difference, Pakistan selects retarded players who do tuk-tuk ... and Pakistani management make such players Captain because Pakistan cricket management thinks tuk-tuk King can be ODI king. :) ... It seems, these PCB thugs think Pakistanis are idiots, and would not know the difference between 5 day Test and 50 overs ODI.

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because Afridi praises Sarfraz the son of Karachi :D

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;)

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haye o meraya Rabba :smack:

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Exactly my thoughts :smiley:

Saleem Bhai seems to be haunted by Misbah and Shehzads strike rate :wink:

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Of course you would say that. You are part of the same conspiracy, starting threads in Cricketnama, causing our team to lose.:D

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and BD and SL and India :chai:

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Misbah, Saleem bhai key chaiR hay.. :D

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Mea culpa mihi frater ..... mea culpa :D