- Confucius say woman who go to man’s apartment for snack, get titbit.
- Confucius say man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth.
- Confucius say man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
- Confucius say man who kisses girl’s behind, get crack in face.
- Confucius say passionate kiss like spider web-lead to undoing of fly.
- Confucius say man with hole in pocket, feel cocky.
- Confucius say man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
- Confucius say virginity like balloon-one prick, all gone.
- Confucius say girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town.
- Confucius say he who fart in church, sit in own pew.
- Confucius say baseball no sport-man with four balls cannot walk.
- Confucius say man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
- Confucius say Kotex is not best thing on earth, is next-to-best thing
on earth.- Confucius say man with penis in peanut butter jar, fucking nuts.
- Confucius say man who walk through airport door sideways, going to
Bangkok.- Confucius say man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty
time.- Confucius say man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
- Confucius say when lady say no, she mean maybe. When lady say maybe,
she mean yes. When lady
say yes, she no lady!- Confucius say man who go to bed with stiff problem, wake with
solution
in hand.- Confucius say man who stand on toilet, high on pot.
- Confucius say man who buy drowned cat, get wet pussy.
- Confucius say it is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for
boy to park meat in girl.- Confucius say man who jizz in cash register, come into money.
- Confucius say man who finger girl having period, caught red handed.
- Confucius say man trapped in pantry, have ass in jam.
- Confucius say man who eat too many prunes, get good run for money.
- Confucius say man who go to bed with itchy asshole, wake with stinky
finger.- Confucius say learn to masturbate-come in handy.
- Confucius say war not determine who right, war determine who left.
- Confucius say naked man fear no pickpocket.
- Confucius say squirrel who run up womans leg, not find nuts.
- Confucius say the end of day is near when small men make long
shadows.- Confucius say better to be pissed off than pissed on.
- Confucius say woman how cook carrots and peas in same pot, not
sanitary.- Confucius say couple on seven day honeymoon, make whole week.
- Confucius say girl who sit on jockey’s lap get hot tip.
- Confucius say girl who sit on judge’s lap get honorable discharge.
- Confucius say waitress who sit on lepper’s lap, keep tip.
- Confucius say butcher who back into meat grinder, get a little behind
in his work.- Confucius say man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets,
feeling nuts.- Confucius say man who shoot off mouth, expect to lose face.
- Confucius say man who snort coke, get bubbles up nose.
- Confucius say man with big mouth, beware of foot.
- Confucius say man who fly upside down have crack up.
- Confucius say man who leap off cliff, jump to conclusion.
- Confucius say shallow woman like man with short temper.
- Confucius say man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not
necessarily
mechanic.- Confucius say house without bathroom, uncanny.
- Confucius say foolish man give wife grand piano-wise man give wife
upright organ.- Confucius say man who eat many prunes, sit on can for many moons.
- Confucius say man who sleep with bitchy wife, wake with itchy
trigger-finger.- Confucius say man who sit on stool, smell like shit.
- Confucius say man with tight trousers, pressing his luck.
- Confucius say man who throw dirt, losing ground.
- Confucius say man who fishes in other’s holes, get crabs.
- Confucius say he who live in stone house, should not throw glasses.
- Confucius say cow with no legs, ground beef.
- Confucius say two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn.
- Confucius say baby born in car with automatic transmission, grow to
become shiftless bastard.- Confucius say bird in hand, make difficult to blow nose.
- Confucius say finding old man in dark, not hard.
- Confucius say man who smoke pot, choke on handle.
- Confucius say OK for shit to happen-will decompose.
- Confucius say man with head on railroad track, listening for train to
come, get splitting headache.- Confucius say sailor who get discharged from navy, leave buddies
behind.- Confucius say secretary become permanent fixture, when screwed on
desk.- Confucius say do not drink and park-accidents cause people.
- Confucius say he who crosses ocean twice without washing, dirty
double
crosser.- Confucius say too many light bulb jokes, soon burn out.
- Confucius say takes many nails to build crib, but only one screw to
fill it.- Confucius say never raise hands to angry child-leave groin exposed.
- Confucius say man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
- Confucius say man who keep feet firmly planted on ground, have
trouble
putting on pants.- Confucius say man who sit on tack, get point.
- Confucius say man who run behind car, get exhausted.
- Confucius say man who put cream in tart, not always baker.
- Confucius say man who let woman on top, fucking up.
- Confucius say woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get
offspring.- Confucius say sex on beach like american beer-fucking near water.
- Confucius say man like baby-want to suck tit all day.
- Confucius say man who masturbate, only screwing himself.
- Confucius say woman who dance wearing jock strap, have make believe
ballroom.- Confucius say support bacteria-is only culture some people have.
- Confucius say man who eat too many jellybean, fart in technicolor.
- Confucius say man who marry girl with no bust, have right to feel low
down.- Confucius say man with athletic finger, make broad jump.
- Confucius say man who speak with forked tongue, should not kiss
balloons.- Confucius say man who lose key to girlfriend’s apartment, not get new
key.- Confucius say he who sit on upturned tack, rise above all.
- Confucius say even greatest of whales, helpless in desert.
- Confucius say wash face in morning, neck at night.
- Confucius say elevator smell different to midget.
- Confucius say America good place for Chinese restaurant.
- Confucius say no man is island, but some women are whales.
- Confucius say he who have last laugh, not get joke.
- Confucius say man who sleep with old hen, find it better than pullet.
- Confucius say he who outrun cheetah, fucking fast on his 0feet.
- Confucius say man trapped in sewer, eat shit and die.
- Confucius say man who fuck ugly dog, get howled at.
- Confucius say all men eat, but Fumanchu.
- Confucius say he who eat crackers in bed, have crummy sleep.
- Confucius say he who sneeze without tissue, take matter in own hands.
- Confucius say wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
- Confucius say he who sniff coke, drown.
- Macintosh computer, like man making love in cemetary-fucking near
dead- Confucius say man piss in wind, wind piss back.
- Confucius say man who pull out too soon, leave rubber behind.
109.. Confucius say man who eat pussy, do lip service.- Confucius say man with tool in womans mouth, not necessarily dentist.
- Confucius say girl who marry detective, like to kiss dick.
- Confucius say men may have more hair on chest than woman, but on the
whole, women have more.- Confucius say rape should not happen-woman run faster with skirt up,
than man with pants down.- Confucius say woman wearing G-string, high on crack.
- Confucius say virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick.
- Confucius say man who pull woman’s bra strap, may get bust in face.
- Confucius say woman who pounce on dead rooster, go down on limp cock.
- Confucius say fly who sit on toilet seat, get pissed off.
- Confucius say man who throw away watch, wasting time.
- Confucius say man who fall in vat of molten glass, make spectacle of
self.- Confucius say man who jump through screen door, strain self.
- Confucius say man who push piano down mine shaft, likely to get A
flat
minor..- Confucius say man who put face in punchbowl, get punch in nose.
- Man who sink in woman’s arms, soon have arms in woman’s sink.
- Confucius say man who put cock on stove, have hot rod.
- Confucius say never trust man with short legs-brains too near bottom.
- Confucius say soldier who go to bed horney, wake with dishonorable
discharge.- Confucius say woman who put detergent on top shelf, jump for joy.
- Confucius say woman who slide down bannister, make monkey shine.
“Don’t think; feel.
It’s like a finger pointing away to the moon.
Don’t concentrate on the finger,
or you will miss all the heavenly glory.”
Bruce Lee in Enter The Dragon
One Day I want to grow up, but not today please…
For I am the Keeper of the Keys to the Lost