A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80
years old, and married, with four kids and eleven grandchildren…
Last night I had an affair. I made love to a couple of 18 year old
girls… both of them… twice!”
"Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"
asked the priest.
"Never Father. I don't belong to your church."
"So then, why are you telling me?"
"You kidding?" grinned the geezer. "I'm telling everybody!"