A band director named Ravelli was having a lot of trouble with
one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer,
and performance simply didn’t improve.
Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, “When a musician
just can’t handle his instrument and doesn’t improve when given
help, they take away the instrument, and give him two sticks, and
make him a drummer.”
A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section: “And if he
can’t handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make
him a conductor.”
MUGHAL ya mujhe afsar-e-shaahana banaaya hota
_.+._ ya mera taaj gadaayana banaaya hota
(^\/^\/^)
\@*@*@/ nashaa-e-ishq ka gar zarf diya tha mujh ko
{_____} umar ka tang na paimaana banaaya hota