For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English with American Accent is apparently what kills you.
there is no need for a medical study…red wine or no red wine, sausages or no sausges, fat or no fat…net American caloric intake is higher than that of “healthier” societies. that’s all there is to it.
americans may produce the most unhealthy people in the world, but it also produces the healthiest and most fit people in the world…all of whom speak English with American accents.
eat and drink what you like, that’s exactly what makes you feel happy, not frustrated and that’s a secret to a long and happy life: happiness!!!
(sideline: if you are happy about you, you won’t become like Bridget Jones, which is a sure way to medical problems…)
