SADI
October 19, 2001, 9:20pm
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**Top 10 Reasons Computers Must Be Male **
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They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
A better model is always just around the corner.
They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
It is always necessary to have a backup.
They’ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
The best part of having one is the games you can play.
In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
The lights are on but nobody’s home.
Big power surges knock them out for the night.
Size does matter.
err now no male get angry with me, my computer is certainly a male…
sky
October 19, 2001, 9:26pm
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SADI
October 19, 2001, 9:45pm
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**Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Work: **
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“They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
“This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.”
“Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!”
“I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”
“I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”
“I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?”
“Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”
“The coffee machine is broken…”
“Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot…”
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk…
" … in Jesus’ name. Amen."
Sky Senior congratz on ur 100th post !! this one is especially for u …
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Reasons that computer can be female...
No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
The native language they use to communicate with other
computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term
memory for later retrieval.
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find
yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories
for it.
Congratz Sky on ur 100th post and becoming senior member.
SADI
October 19, 2001, 9:54pm
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Ali_R
October 19, 2001, 10:18pm
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*“na maiN momin vich masiitaaN , na maiN muusaa, na fir’aun!”
I totally agree and I’m a chic
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, but #4 if your talking about a COMPUTER its true, but spending half your paycheck on a woman, “I Don’t Think So”
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1990’s and 2000’s has reversed here in the US, the woman has to foot the bill and buy for the man, heck most women here make more than the man.
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Originally posted by SADI:
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They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
A better model is always just around the corner.
They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
It is always necessary to have a backup.
They’ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
The best part of having one is the games you can play.
In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
The lights are on but nobody’s home.
Big power surges knock them out for the night.
Size does matter.
err now no male get angry with me, my computer is certainly a male…**
Mine too Sadi, I wish I would’ve known 1st and I would’ve requested a female.
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I still love it (him) thou. My husband gets jealous cause I spend more time with (him) instead of him. He hates computers, sorta scared of them. He told me one time when I 1st got it that “You can catch a bad virus from it and get real sick, so sick that no one will know whats wrong with you”. I said “what are you talking about, your talking crazy again” and he said “you can get a bad cold from using it”. Thats a man for ya.
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ROTFL
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